Da Rebels (0-0) vs. Art Vandelay (0-0)
Record vs. Opp= UofM (1-0) vs. Architect (0-1)
Two top 8 teams from last year square off in a two-step swing dance that’s could even bewilder the Dancing with the Stars producers as the Architect looks to dance his way around those dang Rebels! Look for the Exporter/Importer to ship those Rebels off with a loss to start the season!
Seinfeld Pick: The Exporter/Importer
League Pick: The Exporter/Importer
Yahoo Pick: The Exporter/Importer
Record vs. Opp= UofM (1-0) vs. Architect (0-1)
Two top 8 teams from last year square off in a two-step swing dance that’s could even bewilder the Dancing with the Stars producers as the Architect looks to dance his way around those dang Rebels! Look for the Exporter/Importer to ship those Rebels off with a loss to start the season!
Seinfeld Pick: The Exporter/Importer
League Pick: The Exporter/Importer
Yahoo Pick: The Exporter/Importer
Jason "Rebels" Crider
Todd "Art Vandelay" Barrett
More Seinfeld (0-0) vs. Hello…Newman (0-0)Record vs. Opp= Jerry (2-4) vs. Newman (4-2)
It’s a new year in fantasy football but the story remains the same as Newman looks to crush his arch rival, More Seinfeld. The record book says it all in this match up, plus Newman is living the good life as he is coming fresh off the #1 draft pick this year as he took LT by winning the 2006 Steel Cleat Trophy last year. Look for Newman to continue his winning ways.
Seinfeld Pick: Newman
League Pick: Newman
Yahoo Pick: Newman
Chris "More Seinfeld" Gray
Michael "Hello...Newman" Dukes
Who Dat Mexican (0-0) vs. Sam’s Club (0-0)
Record vs. Opp= Illegal (0-2) vs. Wholesale (2-0)
Based on the previous 2 games between these teams, I’d say that Sam’s Club has already won this game before it even starts and things won’t change this year either as the Mexican’s look to start a “street pharmacist” instead of players who play by the rules! Look for “the Club” to start 1-0!
Seinfeld Pick: Sam
League Pick: Sam
Yahoo Pick: Sam
Who Dat...Brandon White?
Sam Rose's Club
Jersey Juggernauts (0-0) vs. 2Legit2Quit (0-0)Record vs. Opp= Bon Jovi (0-0) vs. Puerto Rico (0-0)
Bon Jovi, a newbie this year, has taken a break from touring the country to join our fantasy league this year. The Juggernauts look to surprise some teams this year starting with Mr. Hammer; however, “Can’t Touch This” has yet to show Jon Bon how he rolls on his 20” dubs as he looks to cruise to an easy victory!
Seinfeld Pick: 2L2Q; League Pick: 2L2Q; Yahoo Pick: Bon Jovi
Jersey Steve Green
Armando "2L2Q" Acosta
Falcons 4 Life (0-0) vs. War Eagle (0-0)Record vs. Opp= Pit Bull (0-0) vs. Auburn (0-0)
The Falcon’s are another new team this year and he’ll face off against a former Steel Cleat Champion in War Eagle. What’s interesting about this game is that one of these teams is a Michael Vick “LOVER!” while the other is a “LOVER” of dogs! I could crack on this game all day long because the Falcons are sweating this match up like Michael Vick at a PETA convention!
Seinfeld Pick: Vick; League Pick: Vick; Yahoo Pick: Vick
Chris "Vick's Innocent" Barnett
Jason "War Eagle" Arrington
Hoover Bucs (0-0) vs. Costanza’s United (0-0)
Record vs. Opp= MTV (0-3) vs. George (3-0)
The baseball player vs. the Sports Writer who thinks BALCO did no wrong but the BUCS have tested positive for having the best QB in the league this year. The Bucs have never faired well against the Costanza’s but with Peyton at the helm this year, look for the MTV Bucs to finally get their first win against the “Summer of George!”
Seinfeld Pick: Bucs
League Pick: Bucs
Yahoo Pick: Bucs
Brad "Hoover Buc's" Hall
RJ "Costanza" Morgan
Vick’s Dog (0-0) vs. Reservoir Dawgs (0-0)
Record vs. Opp= (1-0) vs. MSU (0-1)
The Virginian takes on the Mississippian in a dog fighting match up that even Michael Vick is betting on. Whoever loses this game is subject to being Vick’s next guard dog so beware, Reservoir!
Seinfeld Pick: Vicktimized
League Pick: Vicktimized
Yahoo Pick: Vicktimized
Ben "Reservoir Dawg's" Little
Drew’s Team (0-0) vs. USM Golden Eagles (0-0)Record vs. Opp= Chef (3-0) vs. Hottie (0-3)
With Tracie Ray’s coaching and a growing list of capable players, the USM Golden Eagles are in the middle of an Extreme Makeover as Drew’s Team will continue to build on team’s success from ending the 2006 season at #6th! Look for Drew’s Team to improve to a 4-0 record vs. the Eagles!
Seinfeld Pick: Drew
League Pick: Drew
Yahoo Pick: Drew
Drew Wilson's Team
Tracie "Golden Eagle" Ray
Blue Thunder (0-0) vs. Joel’s Team (0-0)Record vs. Opp= Lightning (2-2) vs. Applebee’s (2-2)
This game would make a great Fear Factor stunt: The person who can stomach these wretched offenses without leaving the room wins $2 bucks for some Pepto-Bismal to stomach a season filled with losses.
Seinfeld Pick: Joel
League Pick: Joel
Yahoo Pick: Joel
Jermaine "Blue Thunder" Brown
Joel Gray's Team
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